04/04/2004 :: Working on the Problem

Fear not, 'Butt... I can't have some careless outsider printing that kind of defamitory lible on MY cash cow!! I'll look into the situation personally... I have friends with big sticks and excellent computer skills (don't ask how they go together... if you've seen Office Space, you know what I mean).

Posted by: Dick Magnifico

04/04/2004 :: The Bee`s Knees

Apparently someone has beef with the 'Butt - an unclaimed picture and post were placed on the Guestbook several days ago, and it has been a shocker to all of us here at FRONTBUTT World Headquarters. Though the attack was aimed at Money Shot, the fall out has affected all of us in one way or another - for example, I personally can't sleep at night with that image burned into my brain! We knew that one of these days someone would swing at us - too bad that person wasn't man enough to leave us any information with which to respond to this. You're a small human being, and a complete waste of my time - however, if you feel like coming cowboy up and claim this infraction, we'll talk this out and get it settled elsewhere... NOT on the FB Guestbook - what compelled you!? Seek counciling - Seek us out to clear this up - or Seek shelter.
There is no second chance when Kung-fu is used for evil.

Posted by: The Doctor of Scratchology